Bootcamp Instructor

TEN HUP!!!

I love animals! Sorry, this really has nothing to do with exercise, except that at the beginning of every bootcamp class I like to ask everyone what they love more than anything. Later on, while their guts churn and their muscles burn, I tell them to think about what they love, and PUSH...HARDER! NOW BITCHES!!!.

Sounds like fun huh?! You can expect nothing but the best from me. Together we can work to achieve fitness results you never thought were possible. You may cry and I’ve even had a few people die, but nothing has been achieved from being a pansy.

I really look forward to meeting you.

Hugs and Kisses,

Miranda

Be my friend.

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The Stats on Miranda

AGE: Immortal (I'm a Buddhist!)

SIGN: Taurus. Surprise.

HAIR COLOR: Red, stupid!

BENCH PRESS: I do push-ups, real push-ups, not girl push-ups.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE EXERCISE MACHINE: My own body weight, machines are for wusses.

TANGO OR FOX TROT: Tango! (with Jim?)

SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU: I'm a Sparks leader for girl guides!

BLACKBERRY OR IPHONE: iPhone- LIVESTRONG calorie tracker app is amazing, you go Lance Armstrong!

IF YOU WERE A SMOOTHIE WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE: Mango Cayenne Pepper. Because it's the color of sunshine with a nice kick in the balls...perrrfect way to get up in the morning.

FAVORITE MOVIE: GI Jane or Benji.

INTERESTS/ACTIVITIES:
Kicking butt- your butt, sweating, the Dalai Lama, all my animals, skipping rope, skipping down the street, sunshine and army fatigues.

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