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It's been my dream since forever to open a gym, and here I am! I used to play pro football but unfortunately my anxiety attacks got the best of me and I was asked to leave the league after I stripped on the field. But like any hurdle in life, you have to jump it and get back in the race; you have to get off the bench and get in the game; you have to throw that Hail Mary. Right? Right? Yeah! I have assembled a group of top notch personal trainers to work at The Jim - oh and there's Lance at the Juice Bar too. So let there be no doubt that joining The Jim will bring you fitness results you've never experienced, ever. Quite frankly, The Jim is the best gym I've ever been to, and I'm not biased.
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The Stats on Jim
AGE: 29ish
HEIGHT: 6'1" (hair down) 7'2" (hair spiked)
WEIGHT: 205 lbs (clothes on) 185 lbs (clothes off)
BICEPS: Not as big as back in the day. But still pretty big.
CHEST: Groomed for the ladies.
STOMACH: Six pack!
LEGS: Thicker than a chicken's.
TIME PLAYING PRO FOOTBALL: 3 months.
WHAT SCARES YOU: Vengeful brunetttes...My ex-wife Vivian is a brunette. She's not going to read this, is she?
WHAT'S YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE: Blondes with pom-poms.
WHAT KIND OF SMOOTHIE WOULD YOU BE?: Look, I have to hear about smoothies all day long from Lance. I'm sick of smoothie talk. The only reason we have a smoothie bar is because Lance wouldn't shut up about putting one in - so I caved. I swear he's making me go broke...I wish I could figure out this accounting stuff.
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: The chaise lounge.
INTERESTS/ACTIVITIES:
Going long, going crazy, football, working out, being number one, my mantra, Christine *note to webmaster: delete this answer, my gym.